I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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