good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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