Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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