I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
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at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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