Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Randomize
