If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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