idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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