I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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