She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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