i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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