Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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