that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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