I got chris browned last night
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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