8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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