Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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