Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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