Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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