I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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