I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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