gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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