some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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