You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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