Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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