Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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