I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
