I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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