Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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