some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
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Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
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His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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