I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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