If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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