Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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