So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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