I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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