Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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