I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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