she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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