He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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