O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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