Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
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I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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