He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
My vagina just recognized that song.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
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I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
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