Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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