And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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