I wannas sexs uuuuu
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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