So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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