I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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