fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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