belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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