Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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