So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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