cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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