We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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