Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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