we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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