I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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Ladies don't puke and tell
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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