she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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